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Four reasons why I love the Bloody Mary:

4. It is both a meal and a cocktail

3. Hangovers.

2. It is named after a British monarch who slaughtered her people over a tiny (Protestant v. Catholic) dispute

1. It is and always will be socially acceptable to drink it at any time of day.

To create this elixir of queens, mix the following in a tall glass:

  • 2-3 shots of Vodka
  • tomato juice and/ or clamato juice (I like to mix the two)
  • 2-5 dash(es) tabasco/ hot sauce
  • 1 dash(es) worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 lemon 
  • salt/ pepper
  • 1 stalk celery / 3 olives/ pickle/ tomato (I like to add all four, hence the Bloody Mary Meal)
  • You can rim the glass with sea salt/ celery seed if you’re feeling fancy
  • ENJOY.
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